1. My boy side  I love hoodies. [x] I love jeans.  Dogs are better than cats.  It's hilarious when people get hurt.  Shopping is torture  Sad movies suck  You own a car racing game.  You played with hot wheels cars as a kid.  At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. [x] You owned a ds, ps2, ps3, n64, or sega.  You used to be obsessed with power rangers.  You have watched sports on tv. [x] Gory movies are cool.  You go to your dad for advice.  You Hate Drama.  You own like a trillion baseball caps.  You used to collect hockey cards. [x] Baggy sweats are cool to wear.  It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. [x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colours. [x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.  Sports are fun. [x] You talk with food in your mouth. [x] You sleep with your socks on at night. [x] You have fished at least once.
2. My girl side
[x] You love to shop. [x] You wear eyeliner. [x] You wear the colour pink. [x] You go to your mum to talk.  You consider cheerleading a sport.  You hate wearing the colour black. [x] You like going to the shopping centre [x] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.  You like wearing jewelry.  You cried watching the Notebook [x] Dresses are a big part of your wardrobe. [x] Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.  You don't like the movie star wars. [x] You are/were in gymnastics. [x] It takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.  You smile a lot more than you should. [x] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. [x] You care about what you look like. [x] You like wearing dresses when you can. [x] You like wearing high heel shoes. [x] You used to play with dolls as little kid. [x] You like putting make-up on others.  You like being the star of everything.
 I am shorter than 5′5″. [x] I have many scars.  I tan easily.  I wish my hair was a different colour. [x] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. [x] I have a tattoo.  I am self-conscious about my appearance. [x] I've had/have braces. [x] I've been told i'm attractive by a complete stranger. [x] I have more than two piercings. [x] I have/had piercings in places besides my ears.
[x] I've gotten lost in my city. [x] I've seen a shooting star.  I've wished on a shooting star.  I've seen a meteor shower. [x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas. [x] I've pushed all the buttons in a lift  I've kicked a guy where it hurts. [x] I've been to a casino. [x] I Always Get Mistaken As Much Older Than I Actually Am.  I've been skydiving. [x] I've gone skinny-dipping. [x] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.  I've crashed a car. [x] I've been skiing.  I've been in a musical. [x] I've caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue.  I've seen the northern lights. [x] I've sat on a rooftop at night.  I've played a prank on someone. [x] I've ridden in a taxi.  I've seen the rocky horror picture show [x] I've eaten sushi. [x] I've been snowboarding.
 I'm single. [x] I'm in a relationship.  I'm engaged.  I'm married. [x] I miss someone right now.  I've Played With Someones Emotions On Purpose Before.  I've gotten divorced.  I've told someone I loved them when I didn't [x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't. [x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.  I've snuck out  I've lied to my parents about where I am. [x] I've cheated while playing a game. [x] I've ran a red light.  I've witnessed a crime. [x] I've been in a fist fight.  I've been arrested.
7. Death and suicide
 I'm afraid of dying. [x] I hate funerals. [x] I've thought about how i would die. [x] I've seen someone/something dying.  I've had a near death experience. [x] Someone close to me has attempted/committed suicide.  I've planned my own suicide before.  I've written a eulogy for myself.
 I can sing well  Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.  I open up to others easily. [x] My Parents Are Divorced. [x] I watch the news. [x] I don't kill bugs. [x] I sing in the shower.  I am a morning person.  Ive been abused. [x] I paid for a mobile phone ring tone  I am a sports fanatic  I twirl my hair. [x] I care about grammar  I have “?”'s in my screen name.  I've copied more than 30 cd's in a day. [x] I bake well. [x] My favorite colour is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange. [x] I would wear pajamas to school  I like Martha stewart.  I know how to shoot a gun.  I laugh at my own jokes [x] I eat fast food weekly.  I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class. [x] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.  I am ticklish. [x] I love white chocolate.  I bite my nails. [x] I'm good at remembering faces. [x] I'm good at remembering names. [x] I'm good at remembering dates
Qu'est ce qu'on va se marrer / se cailler / bouffer / picoler / s'éclater / danser / bien dormir [rayer la mention inutile !]
Je prends les paiements en bouffe, espèces, cédé, dévédé, avance sur héritages, points de permis, bisous sexuels sur la bouche, carte fidélité leclerc, plein d'essence, tarte aux cerises, cadeaux pour chat, capotes phosphorescentes, etc...
Discussion constructive entre ma conscience et moi :
J'ai faim T'as toujours faim C'est pas faux Qu'est-ce que t'as pas compris ? ... Nan, sans déconner, c'est quel mot que t'as pas compris ? Tu me saoûles. Tu t'auto-saoûles. Je sais. Arrête de penser alors. Si c'était aussi facile à dire qu'à faire, ça se saurait. Tu as mis une culotte aujourd'hui ? Bien sûr que j'ai mis... Eh mais de quoi j'me mêle ?! Laquelle c'est d'ailleurs ? Comment veux-tu que je le sache ? C'est toi la conscience... Tu es censée te préoccuper de ce genre de détails... Comme si je n'avais que ce sujet de réflexion. Tu n'as aucun sans de l'humour Toi non plus, soit dit en passant C'est pas faux... Qu'est ce que t'as pas compris ? Et c'est reparti ...